Whole House for Rent

for my single friends, or ones about to marry....please see the satire....you can't hold back. Keeping the deepest parts of you, your biggest dreams and worst fears, will keep the other always at a distance

p/s - I actually saw a sign on my run today that said "Whole House for Rent" and thought it was a bit strange/funny


whole house for rent except for one room
i'm not ready to let go
whole house for rent except for one room
i think you ought to know
you could have the granite countertops
the marble on the floor
you could have the hardwoods
stainless steel
and custom-made front door
you could have the newly remodeled patio
venetian blinds
and chandelier
all except for this one room
are waiting for you here
for this one room is all i'll have
once you decide to sign
this one room has been the only thing
all these years that I've called mine
I know i'm selfish to keep it
for me and only me
but if i were to let the whole house go
what will i have left, you see?
so if you can live with
having possession of it all except one room
then welcome welcome
lets sign the papers
mon amie, ou et le plume?

(translation: my friend, where is the pen?)